My friend Doug Glazlay, pianist and DJ extraordinaire, puts out a weekly humorous thought. I subscribed to it recently, and the first one that came said:
ROCKING GHOST STORY (by Doug Gazlay)
The other day, while I was exercising, I gazed out the window just in time to see the hammock begin to swing, rocking back and forth.
"Must be windy" I thought. Then I realized the trees were deathly still! Yikes!
Looked again at the swing. Still eerily rocking back and forth, as if someone were on the swing, having a grand old time in the cool morning air! Yikes!
I started wondering who might have died in the back yard and come back to enjoy a visit!
My mind went wild.
Just as paranoia was about to take over, I realized I had left my dog outside and she was scratching her rear end on the swing (out of view, of course). Mystery solved!
Thanks for letting me share the laugh, Doug. I hope your Independence Day is full of fun and absolutely safe.
Now I'm headed off to read the Declaration of Independence...
BEEattitude for Day # 265:Blessed are those who provide water for us bees on hot days, for we shall buzz happily and mightily for them.
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