Last year I participated in the Gwinnett County Citizens Police Academy. Two evenings a week for nine weeks. Boy, did I learn a lot.
The subject of the last class before we graduated was the K-9 Corps. One of the K-9 handlers came with his dog and told us about the training, the expense, the funny things that happened, and the not-so-funny. We saw some training videos and asked lots of questions.
Then the officer said, "Is there anyone who'd like to volunteer to get in the Michelin Man suit and give it a try?" My hand was the first in the air.
One thing I learned growing up was "Never Volunteer!" Trouble is, if you don't volunteer, you miss out on a lot of fun.
You also miss out on being scared enough to pee in your pants. Well, that's an exaggeration. I went potty before they zipped me into the suit. Thank goodness!
|Waiting for the command to attack|
|What Have I Gotten Myself Into?|
|I CAN'T GET UP ! ! ! !|
I sure am glad my bees won't be able to knock me over. I hope...
BEEattitude for Day # 92:
Blessed are they who are spontaneous, for they shall have good stories to tell.
One thing Fran is grateful for right now:
Knowledgeable people who take the time to teach me.